Happy Spring Break everybody! A lot has been going on so I’m going to tell you all about it so, just sit back relax and enjoy your reading. Here we go. For the few I told, you must not read this unless you wish you too. I had the weirdest dream the other night. It started off that I was spending the night at my friends Brian’s house except it wasn’t his house. I was staying over like I said with 2 or 3 other guys and about 10 girls, yes 10 girls (but remember this is a dream). Anyway, Brian’s mom came in the room and said that she needed to speak with me. Everyone was like OooOoooooOooOO. She said that my parents had called and stated that they did not want me staying the night in the room with all the girls. I was then put in a room by myself with a light and I slept on the floor with blankets. It was one of those lights with the thumb rolly switch. Then Jamie (Brian’s sister) walked by and said “are you okay” and I replied “NO!!!” after that I don’t remember much. Then it cut to a scene where I was going on to an elevator outside. The elevator was on a highway. It was much like a car but I had no control over it. The only way to get in the elevator was to fit into a small box about the size of a standard shoebox. Somehow I managed to do so. The ride was all right but I past my exit and I kept going up higher and higher. I then arrived at the very top or what I believed to be the top and I was at the KFC headquarters. It was this big blue building with the KFC logo and Kernel Sanders face. There were many employees outside and they were dressed in brown raggedy robes. I walked up to one and it was Sam Wise Gamgee from Lord of the Rings. I was apparently looking for a place entitled “Bucket-o-Chicken” or something related to that. Sam said, “sorry sir I don’t know of such a place”. Is this dream weird enough yet? Then it’s a bit blurry after that. I rode the elevator back down and then the next thing I was riding it back up again with some girl with brown hair but it wasn’t me but it was. We started singing “Bring Me To Life”. Yeah. The ride this time was scary because we both had to fit into the box and we were almost falling out. Then I was at KFC again and I was speaking to some girl. She said that there was about 10 million dollars in some place and she kissed me. I said “Mandy won’t mind” or something weird and gay like that. After this occurrence I argued with my parents about not letting me spend the night with the girls. I upset my dad greatly and I was very happy about that. Next thing I remember I was in a camp where Saddam was ruling and he was carrying around this emblem. He wouldn’t even finish a sentence. He would begin to speak then hold the emblem up and everyone started cheering. Somehow I managed to get everyone to turn against him and I pushed him to the ground and stole his emblem. Next thing I know I was running around looking for this money. There were many rows of papers, one piece but many rows of them. There were two rows of pictures on each sheet of paper about ¾ the way down. I began ripping the bottom off, then the top, then the pictures down the middle and throwing them about the floor while I was looking for the money. The next thing I know it’s the morning. And I’m awake